Insensitive wife

February 28, 2009 at 10:39 am (relationship) (, )

Wives can be so insensitive!
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?” Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, “Honey,please .. just one more time before I die ?” she says, “Of course, dear.”
And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however,worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. “Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…..?
At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning …you don’t.”

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Want a faithful wife?Search a woman with small chin

February 23, 2009 at 5:55 am (Dating) (, , )

If you think it’s obvious why some men don’t fancy women with large chins think again.
According to scientists, it may not be simply because they find them unattractive.in fact,they say,a prominent chin can be telltale sign that a women will be unfaithful.
Their conclusion come from research conducted by a team of psychologists. They took a group of young women and questioned them on their sexual histories and fantasies. the women were then rated by a group of men on their desirability as a future partner.
the men were not told of the sex questionnaires. the result showed
that women with larger chins were more sexually active than those with softer chins -and that men fond these women unattractive.
The scientist,from four universities in north America ,concluded that men will shun women with such masculine features when looking for a long- term partner because their is an instinctive fear of being cuckolded.
a large chin is often the product of a high level of the male growth hormone testosterone which is present in all women in various amounts.but a high level of hormone increases sexual assertiveness in a women ,a tendency more attributed to males.
Men fear that a women who is sexually active before a relationship
will be unfaithful in future.

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Men Are Honest……………..

February 19, 2009 at 1:45 pm (Dating) (, , )

“One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it! – “WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!”

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The Power Of Trust………

February 19, 2009 at 1:32 pm (relationship) (, , )

Trust is the essential pillar supporting any real relationship. With so much at risk, be it emotions, finances, children or future goals, there needs to be inherent trust for love to fully develop.

Any relationship finally breaks down if there is extreme lack of trust in it. No matter how hard you try, that bond will never be able to flourish completely without both parties perfectly understanding and accepting each others956228707l motives. Not placing enough trust means that there exists a lot of worry and doubt in that association
You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in
all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.

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Valentine Day Messages”To your loved Ones…”

February 11, 2009 at 5:34 pm (Dating)

1]if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could
wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone…

2]it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get
my breath taken away

3]R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me,
me is u , I love u

4]Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so
softly dat whispers i’m ur’s 4ever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”

5]Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

6]Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
Then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

7] 24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
Person like me will make ur life lovely.

8]Wen things go wrong…
Wen sadness fills ur heart…
Wen tears flow in ur eyes…
Always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

9]Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
To miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
To live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

10]If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
If Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

11]I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right

12]When I look at you,
I cannot deny there is God,
Cause only God could have created some one
As wonderful n beautiful as you

13]No shadows 2 depress u
Only joys 2 surround u
Many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
For today, tomorrow & everyday

14]C.L.I.C.K. Means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= I miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

15]Don’t go for looks,
They can deceive
Don’t go for wealth
Even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
Smile becoz only a smile makes
A dark day seem bright..

16]Memories r treasured
No1 can steal…
Parting is heartache
No1 can heal.
Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone
But I’ll remember u
No matter how long..

17]I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
In short….
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

18]D smallest word is I,
The sweetest word is LOVE
And the dearest person
In the world is U.
Tats y I Love You..:)

19]Dear O Dear, ur not near
But I can hear
Don’t get fear
Ur memories r here
Liv wid cheer
No mere tear
And ur mine forever!

20]Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*

A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
Wid every broken piece…!

21]Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

22]Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I’ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

23]In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

24]Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

25]Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say’I LOVE YOU.’

26]Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.
But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.

27]Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn.
So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,
never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

28]When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u,
Ur heart beats tells u something true,
That some1 sumwher is missing U….!

29]I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know.
I was questioned on the current President of USA
and I wasn’t sure if it is Clinton or Bush.
But when I was asked on who I love,
the only answer I can think of, is you.

30]You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

31]Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.
I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

32]I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

33]Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!

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Why Kissing Feels So Pleasurable

February 10, 2009 at 4:03 pm (Uncategorized) (, )

Kissing feels so pleasurable due to hormone surge

Couples who share a passionate kiss this Valentine’s Day will enjoy sensations of relaxation and excitement because of a complex series of chemical processes, as well as their love for their partners.

The study showed that women need more than just a kiss to experience the same chemical high as men – with additional features such as a romantic atmosphere of dimmed lights and mood music also required.

Wendy Hill, professor of psychology at Lafayette College, Pennsylvania began the research to find out why the mundane physical activity of rubbing lips can elicit such a gratifying emotional response.

Her team tested the levels of two hormones, cortisol and oxytocin, in 15 couples before and after holding hands and kissing.

They found that kissing reduced the levels of cortisol, a stress hormone, in both sexes. But levels of oxytocin, a hormone linked to social bonding that they expected to be boosted by kissing, only rose among the men.

The scientists have since replicated the tests in more intimate settings, to see if the less-than-alluring environment of the university health centers where the original research was carried out hampered woman’s hormonal surge.

The final results will be presented at the annual conference of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Chicago this week.

“This study shows kissing is much more complex and causes hormonal changes and things we never thought occurred,” said Prof Hill. “We tend to think more about who we are kissing and how it feels, yet there are a lot of other things happening.”It is not clear how kissing provokes such hormonal reactions, but some scientists believe they are triggered by the exchange of pheromones – chemicals our bodies release to attract sexual partners – in the saliva.

This interaction may also have health benefits. Helen Fisher of Rutgers University, New Jersey, said: “If you share your germs with somebody, you’re boosting your internal defense system.” This is not the first research to analyze the physical effects of kissing. In 2007 British scientists measured the brain and heart activity sparked by passionate kissing, but found it was less intense that the stimulation produced by eating chocolate.

Romantic love has also been shown to have a close link to neurological activity, with scans showing that it has similar effect to cocaine on our brains.

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History of Valentine’s Day

February 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm (Dating)

Valentine’s Day or Saint Valentine’s Day is a holiday celebrated on February 14 by many people throughout the world. In the West, it is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine’s cards, presenting flowers, or offering confectionery. The holiday is named after two among the numerous Early Christian martyrs named Valentine. The day became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

Every February, across the country, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones,
all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday?
The history of Valentine’s Day — and its patron saint — is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that
February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine’s Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges
of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become
associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named
Valentine or Valenti nus, all of whom were martyred.

One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor
Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he
outlawed marriage for young men — his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the
injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret.
When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians
escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.

According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first ‘valentine’ greeting himself. While in prison,
it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl — who may have been his jailor’s daughter
— who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter,
which he signed ‘From your Valentine,’ an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth
behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic,
heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It’s no surprise that by the Middle Ages,
Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.

While some believe that Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the
anniversary of Valentine’s death or burial — which probably occurred around 270 A.D — others claim that
the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine’s feast day in the middle of February in
an effort to ‘Christianize’ celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was
the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed
by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors.
Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to
Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

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THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

February 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm (Dating)

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25 Th marriage anniversary.They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.

Editor: “Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?”

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” .

She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”

Husband: “That’s it. We are happy ever after”

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The problem with girls

February 8, 2009 at 10:46 am (Dating)

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;

If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;

If she’s Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don’t Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u .(very true huh?)

If u don’t make love with her., she says! u don’t Love her;

If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don’t, she says that u don’t TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it’s LUCK;

If she does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to girls, they will swear that it’s not

true…….

but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..

just for laugh……. …

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11 Ways To Make This Year Your BEST…..

February 5, 2009 at 2:23 am (relationship) (, )

To help you make this year your best ever, take a few moments to ponder these 11 suggestions:

1. Challenge yourself

Have a clear vision and focus of what you want to achieve and set a time frame. Challenge yourself to be the best you can be at all times. Visualize what you want to accomplish. See it in your mind. Write down your goals, have a plan of action, and never doubt you will be successful.

2. Find the love factor

Surround yourself with loving, supportive people. Stay away from the dream stealer, the people who would bring you down. Cherish the special people in your life and let them know you cherish them.

3. Dedicate quality time

Life is so precious; make the most of each and every day. Rise early, spend some quality time by yourself as well as with those you care about. Go for a walk, workout, read a book. Value not only the time you spend with your loved ones, but also the time you spend by yourself.

4. Stretch your comfort zone

Do at least one thing a day, which makes you feel uncomfortable. Push yourself; you will be amazed how far you can go. Remember: on the other side of fear is freedom.. To remain stagnant is not to grow. To reach your full potential, you must rise above the fray and soar like an eagle.

5. Be passionate

Show passion in everything you do. Let it show in your body language, in your smile, in your voice. Let your eyes sparkle. Let the world see and hear your enthusiasm and let it feel your passion.

6. Serve others

Be a role model and mentor for people. Volunteer in your community and help others achieve their goals. Your world will be enriched and a better place for sharing your talents and giving freely of your time. Leave a lasting legacy.

7. Don’t sweat the small stuff

Let go of the little things you can’t control. Don’t take yourself so seriously. Recognize that perfection isn’t always the only option. Don’t let life’s imperfections bother you. Lighten up and see the funny side of things when they go wrong, the learning in them. Be tolerant, smile…don’ t waste your energies on the small stuff, you have much bigger fish to fry.

8. Live with integrity

Always be true to yourself. Take pride in whatever you do. Be proud of who you are and what you represent. Accept others with all their flaws. Show compassion and goodwill to your fellow human beings. Be dignified. Lead a life of purpose and be proud of your values.

9. Show gratitude

Show gratitude and say thank-you to the people who have helped you along the way. Send a handwritten letter to someone who has touched you. Call up a friend or loved one and tell them how much they mean to you. Compliment a colleague or business associate on a job well done. Show people you appreciate and care about them. Acts of kindness cost nothing but mean everything.

10. Celebrate success

Be proud of your achievements. Take time to recognize yourself and others for even the small successes. But also be humble and dignified, sensitive to people who are not as fortunate as you.

11. Exude a positive attitude

I cannot express enough the importance of having a positive attitude and believing in yourself. Yes, you can be well intentioned, you can be determined, but without a positive attitude about yourself and about life, you will not succeed. Dreams will die, goals will fade, and gloom and darkness will replace clear blue skies and sunshine in your mind and heart.

Remember people will sometimes forget what you say to them or do for them, but they will never forget how you made them feel in their hearts. Make yourself a commitment for this year not only to have the best year ever, but to help others that you care about accomplish this goal as well.

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